Thursday, December 31, 2009

The rules....and they just keep coming!

• As in most dairy states, Vermont does what it can to discourage the use of margarine. For example, it's illegal to use colored margarine in restaurants unless the menu indicates you do--in letters two inches high. Colored margarine can only be served in triangle shaped patties.
• At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
• Barre All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
• Call a Vermont court a "kangaroo court" or some similar moniker, and you might be looking at a $200 fine. It is illegal to defame a court.
• In Vermont It's against the law (not to mention impossible) to whistle under water.
• In Vermont it is illegal to paint landscapes in times of war.
• In Vermont, women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
• It is illegal to deny the existence of God
• It's against the law in Vermont for vagrants to procure food by force. Apparently if you have a good job and stable home life, it's O.K. to procure food by force.
• Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week- - on Saturday night.

" I love Vermont but man these are some real dumbass any from your state or country would love to hear about it!" Enjoy and Tight lines!


  1. thats you shafted by the bath one "hello vermont police crime reporting line"

  2. buhahahahahahahaahahahaha youll see bro when you come over and you get a ticket for hagis hunting in VT!!!! oink

  3. booo yaaaaaaaaaaaa yer redneck squiril shafter

  4. This is so funny. Where did you dig this up?